Honk if you hate Killer Clowns
A not so swift killer clown is on the loose, and the only hope is a washed up detective with time on his hands and bourbon on his breath. As the the story progresses, lots of things happen, and many idiots get in the way. This “horror” story is outrageously funny, supremely stupid, and a perfect read for this Halloween season. If you’re brave…
Idiots are Everywhere
Ever eat? work? Shop? Use the bathroom? or Drive anywhere? Did you ever encounter someone and say to yourself.. “What an Idiot!” Did you say yes? Did you expect a response from me? If so, I apologize. This is a book and I can’t respond to you, but I ‘hear ya.’ “Idiots Are Everywhere” is divided into 10 sections of comical analysis and invented interviews designed at capturing the mindset of everyday people as they go about their lives and are forced to interact with others. You may never look at a normal situation again after reading this book.
Jon Skiles is a Special Agent, employed by the Van Eyck Agency’s central New York office and is climbing the ranks after a tumultuous childhood and start to his law enforcement career. When a highly decorated agent is murdered, Jon sets out to defend the man wrongfully accused of the crime, and is sent down a path of scandal, corruption, and ultimate redemption as he seeks to bring the real killers to justice…
twelve til dawn
As a fan of Edgar Allen Poe, HP Lovecraft, Stephen King, and Rod Serling, I love to intertwine horror and irony, with just a sprinkling of humor. Twelve til dawn is an anthology of my favorite type of creation – the short story. Read if you’re brave…
The Complete works of Lars Breckenridge
A collection of depressing and morose poems by the enigmatic Lars Breckenridge.